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Updated on 2025-04-11

A certified madman's certification is no return

I am really bad these days. I feel even more depressed after getting up this morning. From getting up to brushing my teeth to going out, I always recall my memories. I have no friends, so I come here to talk to you, just tell you a story. If you want to say that it makes me feel worse, please don’t speak.

I have had a strange idea since I can remember, always thinking that I am unique, maybe an alien or a god, so I have always been very worried. I always think about various fantasy scenes every day. In the eyes of others, I often stare in my own mind. Before I entered the second year of high school, I lived in my own mind. I had no friends and always stare alone. However, one thing is that I especially like PLMM. As long as I have PLMM, I will become an extremely lively person. This may be the special care given to me by God, otherwise I will definitely be autistic or schizophrenia now. When I was bored, I fell in love with home appliance repair. According to my mother, I grabbed a screwdriver when I was one year old (people from Northeast China might know that they were asking the child to take it in a bunch of things to judge what kind of work the child does in the future). When I was five years old, I started to use various ropes as wires to connect them everywhere. Once there was no one at home, I stole a real wire and connected a light bulb on a flashlight to a 220v power supply. As a result, it exploded. Later, I wanted to transform the mechanical clock at home into an electronic one, so I tied the wire (real) to the clock and connected it to the 220v power supply. As a result, the electricity was shut down for a day. When I was in my first year of high school, I participated in a correspondence course for home appliance repair. After a year of study, I took my first certification and home appliance repairman certificate. From then on, I began to embark on this path of no return.

I was in my second year of high school, and it was 1995. Our school suddenly remembered that my grandfather said that computers should be taken from children, so he bought a bunch of 486 computers and taught us computer classes. I remember that I learned DOS, WPS and BASIC at that time. I don’t know why I fell in love with this thing crazy. I studied it hard every day and practiced hard. Now I practiced Wubi there, but in my neglect hometown, there are only these things that can be learned. Now I really regret that if I had learned more at that time, maybe I could do development now. But now I think about it and the biggest gain at that time was that my personality had a 180-degree turn. I became extremely lively, which made the teacher start to have a headache. But I still feel a little dazed when I'm alone at home.

After the college entrance examination, I was waiting for the notification for the two months, and I took the second certification, a B license driver/driver license, and I issued a 212-bit card every day to run around. After the notification, I was admitted to a university in Wuhan. This should also be considered a certification. I was studying in a management science and engineering major. Many people wonder why I didn’t apply for a computer major? This has something to do with my 180-degree turn. When I applied for the volunteer, I was playing basketball with a sports student. They didn't have to sign up, so I asked the best person in our class to help me choose. When I came back from playing basketball, he gave me a list of more than a dozen schools. I was dizzy and started choosing. I didn't want those that were too close to home, and those who were someone to go there. I took the map of China and saw that there were only Wuhan and no one went there. Moreover, no one went there in the history of our school. The school is a key undergraduate degree. It was good, so I applied. With my grades, it was very easy to go there. Of course, I had to choose the best major, so I went to the management major with the longest history of this school.

After registration and military training, the various clubs of the school began to recruit new people. How could I not participate like a super lively person? I chose the school radio station and the Literature and Art Department because I have a home appliance repair certificate. The radio station needs a mechanical repair equipment, and the lighting and audio equipment of the Literature and Art Department needs to be managed and used by people. So I went in easily, and moved from the school dormitory to the radio station and slept with the machine. The radio station has no power outages 24 hours a day, and it is possible to avoid classes for various reasons, so I bought a computer myself and played every day. I was born to not like playing games. At that time, I didn’t know too much, nor did I know what to learn. I thought that the computer was just a system and OFFICE, so I reinstalled the computer every day. After all, I had installed it at least a few thousand times. I wasted so much time, and I felt distressed when I think about it now. When I was in my sophomore year, I took the free time to take the certification of a sound tuner, and I also took the accounting certificate, which is also a nerve-wracking experience. When I was in my junior year, I heard that I had to take the certification exam for computer science. At that time, the most popular one was MCSE. So I bought the original textbooks and read them every day. Finally, I finished the exam. As a result, I got a lot of certificates for MCP, MCP+I, MCSE, and MCDBA. I thought this would be fine at that time. When I was looking for a job in my senior year, I was focused on looking for a job in the Internet. If my professional unit wanted me, I would not be able to talk. But it was also good luck. At that time, a large listed state-owned enterprise in Dongguan wanted to go public because it wanted to buy a shell and go public. So I successfully signed my first job with a monthly salary of 6,300 yuan. It was 6,300 yuan in 2001. I was so happy at that time. I thought that MCSE was so useful, but when I registered at a workplace in Dongguan, I found that the company did not see any losses when buying a shell. As a result, it was impossible to make a deal, but suddenly became debts. So my 6,300 became 3,600. In fact, from the current perspective, it would be fine to get 3,600 at that time. But I was young at that time. I resigned in anger and came to Shenzhen and defected to my girlfriend.

When I came to Shenzhen, I realized that MCSE was nothing, and almost everyone in the talent market had one. I also found that it was harder for those who were not computer majors in college to find an IT job than to reach the top. What a tough reason why it is not right for majors. After a few weeks of chaos, suddenly one day, when I was about to come out of the talent market, I saw a PLMM in front of an empty counter, so I walked over and checked it out. mm enthusiastically accepted my resume because there was a man next to mm and left without saying anything. A week later, mm called me and asked me to go for an interview. After chatting for about an hour during the interview, I did another comprehensive questions and came back to wait for news. Unexpectedly, a few days later, mm called again and said that I was admitted and could go to work, and my salary was 2,500. I was really happy at that time because I didn’t have to eat my girlfriend anymore. When people have no source of income, the requirements are so simple. I only found out after work that mm was a minister. I wanted to know why I was admitted, so I found an opportunity to ask mm. mm said that when she saw that I had so many certificates, she knew that I was easy to learn. She may not have a good level now, but being good at learning is ability. I was so happy at that time. I only realized that IT is so wide after I started working. At that time, I didn’t know anything about VLAN. I only heard others say that I posted on the forum asking “Micro (I heard it wrongly, it’s a transliteration)”. No one knew it at the end, so I thought this might be a very advanced technology. So many people didn’t know it, so I asked everywhere and found out. So I found another goal for myself and got the CCIE exam within five years. Every day I spent next, because I was so studious, I had to accept new things in vain: switches, routers, monitoring, transmission, fiber optic cables, fiber optic transceivers, building self-control, integrated wiring, fire protection systems, computer room engineering, conference systems, as long as I have to meet IT, I have to be familiar with it, otherwise I would convince Party A's technicians and command the construction team to speak, and read books hard at night, and finally got the CCNA exam, and then I got the CCNP exam, then the technical defense position qualification certificate, budget officer certificate, information system supervision qualification certificate, MCSE2000 upgrade, CCIP, MPLS.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

This kind of life is the same every day, without time or hobbies, and my girlfriend broke up with me because of this. Now I have been working in mm for more than three years and I am almost 27 years old. I always feel that if one day I don’t read a book, I feel that someone will chase me later and will be eliminated by the times when I wake up in the morning. I always remember to get CCIE within five years. I go online every day to see what certifications can I take. Certification is my life. I feel safe only by hiding behind the certificate. I bought a house and brought my family. I still couldn't feel safe when I was with my family. According to Ma Siluo's theory of needs, how could I return to the level of safety needs? I can't answer this question myself, maybe I didn't learn the professional courses in college well. </P>

At present, I have concluded two conclusions: First, you must love any major you study in college. If you really can’t love it, you must change your major in school. Never give it a certificate to others when looking for a job.Others won't believe it except for graduation certificates; Second, you must say it when you are in a bad mood, and write it when no one listens. I am in a much better mood now, hahaha.

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